Big Nashville News!

When I started writing for this blog I understood that it was to be primarily for discussions of Nashville-related items. I’m cool with that.

But last night as I watched Channel 4 (The Office was particularly hysterical, what with the yellow-paper LiveStrong bracelet and “Luke Perry” poster) I realised that the definition of Nashville News has broadened considerably.

SUPERMODEL FIGHT screamed the graphics! Now of course this could have been one of Nashville’s many supermodels or a supermodel in town for the world-famous Nashville Pret a Porter show.

But no. It was Naomi “Russel Crowe Lite” Campbell, arrested in NYC for yet another cell-phone beatdown. (She and Cynthia McKinney have the market cornered on Cellular Assault. ) After the ruckus was fully covered in New York, we jetted to Fleet Street to hear some woman with a really cool necklace talk about how this would be front-page London news first thing in the British Morning.

From now on, please expect my blog entries here to be about Brangelina’s freakishly pretty children and whether or not Elisabeth Rohm is really a lesbian. That’s our Nashville News!

2 Comments so far

  1. Patrick (unregistered) on March 31st, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

    “Evidently, in the medical world, ‘negative’ means something good.”

  2. Cindy (unregistered) on April 3rd, 2006 @ 5:01 am

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