Today I finally got fed up with the pathetic speed traps that are being set up around downtown. On my way to work, I pass three: 1) On 8th Avenue North, near Farmer’s Market; 2) On 8th Avenue South, near Division Street and Frugal McDougal’s; 3) On the Church Street Bridge between 9th Avenue and the Interstate.
It’s the same gimmick: Old fat cop has the radar gun and flags drivers as they slow nearing the stop light; rookie cop writes ticket after ticket.
I once heard Serpas speak and he’s a big believer in using speed traps to catch people with outstanding warrants (he of course has stats to back this up). But, what gets me is that the speed limit is only 30 MPH in these three zones, making it easier to catch speeders, write tickets, and make money. I understand pulling over the guy who’s blazing down the Interstate, doing 95 in a 70. But pulling over the people on their way into town who floor it going 36 in a 30? Gimme a break.
At 8:30, all of the addicts and burglars and arsonists are NOT on their way into work at the BellSouth building or Capitol Hill (okay, maybe those wanted for fraud are). So how about putting your speed trap boys to work on a cold case or something and let us go back to the days of living life in the fast (36 mph) lane.
And now, if there are traps in your neck of the woods, list them in the comments so that all of us hardened criminals can keep living on borrowed time while warrants are out for our arrest.